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They (juries) tend to be sympathetic to people who have been shot six times.
—Lenny (Law & Order)

“Why is Santa Claus here?”
“He’s an interpreter.”
—Pete & Me (at RWAG)

Florence, standing in a burning building while blind circus midgets throw knives at you is safer than driving across town with Sam.
—Helix (Freefall)

Hey! No one’s been able to underestimate me yet!
—Sam (Freefall)

I know how to be subtle. That’s when I use chemical explosives instead of nuclear.
—Sawtooth (Freefall)

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
—Albert Einstein

Life’s not fair, but the root password helps.

Not like someone’s going to shoot you in the back of the head… No, you’re in real danger!